vauxn:

dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

awwww-cute:

Saw this dog for adoption, he’s obviously been practicing for visitors

reblog if you are cute and unstoppable

pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

the best swedish insults

useless-swedenfacts:

  • skitstövel = shit boot
  • träskalle = wood head
  • puttefnask = no direct translation; a physically small prostitute
  • snorvalp = snot puppy
awkwardvagina:

i can finally use these in essays and get away with it

awkwardvagina:

i can finally use these in essays and get away with it

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

Anonymous: How do I pick up girls and how do I tell lesbians from the not-so-lesbians?

thegaywomenchannel:

For those of you wondering how to tell if a girl is gay, it’s quite simple. Ask.

No, do not ask if she is gay. Ask, “Do you think Kristen Stewart is gay?” 

If she says “yes.” She’s gay. If she says “What? No.” then she is straight, and possibly legally blind.

bisexual-community:

theshadybisexual:

don’t trust anyone who says something biphobic then when you call them out on it they say “i don’t mean real bisexuals. just the fake bicurious ones”.

Pro Tip: Actually there is no such thing as "fake" bisexuals. There are instead a lot of questioning people, worried people, closeted people, scared people, confused people, all sorts of people … and these are all perfectly normal things to be. Remember, there is no wrong way to be bisexual.

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

look at this picture of me smoking 

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thats right kids i dont smoke keep jesus in your hearts and be like me

"People get mad when you treat them how they treat you."

greetings:

every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom

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