dogsenthusiast:

in me mums uterus…… womb womb

shuckl:

tropidurus:

zubat:

"The difference two years can make."

the dog is bigger

it ate the toy to grow more powerful and messed up the chair

tuhree:

wheres the vid of nash grier crying i wanna get off to it

aangnog:

wifihotspot:

windowsvriska:

what if u walked into ur kitchen and kanye west was lovingly preparing cookies for u and quietly rapping to himself in a happy tone that would be so beautiful

image

no one man should have all that flour

aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

fuck-bones:

every time I watch the avengers I just get this overwhelming excitement because it’s THE AVENGERS

THE AVENGERS

THE AVENGERS

THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING AVENGERS

"“Need help there?” You asked.
“Just a bit,” I laughed.
And you kept staring into my eyes and smiling, like it was only us two in the entire room and there was a big secret that only we knew about.
Your buddies were already getting ready to leave but you continued to send silent messages through those intense blue eyes of yours.
And when it was time to leave, you waved good bye too many times.
With your foot out the door, you turned back around, showed your glistening white teeth once more and bid a farewell.
And I too, waved goodbye to a beautiful stranger who I will never see again."
-M.D.L, “I think I fall for people too easily. It’s like I see them and they show me any kind of affection, and I’m into them.” (via mingdliu)

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

vuov:

but ur so woah and im so oh

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

"The nicest people I’ve ever met were covered in tattoos and piercings and the most judgemental people I’ve ever met are the ones that go to church every Sunday."
-Unknown (via llavendeur)
baby: i- i-i-i- i-
mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.

bobbycaputo:

Gaza Artist Turns Israeli Air Strike Smoke into Powerful Sketches

As the world looks on with horror at the growing civilian toll in Gaza, and Hamas and Israel consider the terms of a U.S.-proposed ceasefire, one young Palestinian architect is responding to the crisis through art. Gaza-based Tawfik Gebreel aims to send a message, in the “universal humanitarian language understood by all peoples of the world.” He is using photos of the smoke thrown up by rocket strikes and reworking the images with symbols of hope and unity.